Tuesday, November 7, 2017

Contribute the Church of the SubGenius Kickstarter! Our Universal Slack depends on it!!!


Would you like to have as much Slack as the man above? Then please contribute your hard earned simoleons to the still on going and much talked about Kickstarter for the Church of the SubGenius documentary, "Slacking Towards Bethlehem"!

For the first time in the history of this or any other human race (or sub-human race), J.R. "Bob" Dobbs, the Living Slack Master and High Epopt of the Church of the SubGenius, is rumored to be spending HIS OWN MONEY trying to get lure in more contributors for the Kickstarter. It's really quite remarkable. Ultimately, I'm sure it will be worth it if it can be made. 

 Who knows what arcane secrets and voodoo magics "Bob" will reveal to us if this project can just get started. Perhaps advanced super science techniques from the Luck Plane so we can all finally work less and make more money. Goodness, we can only dream. 

Perhaps we can finally learn the secrets of the X-ists from Planet X in Dimension X, and of their strange cultures and mysterious ways.


If you would like to contribute to this holy endeavor, please go to the following link:

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/2049586998/the-church-of-the-subgenius-a-documentary?ref=discovery

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