Wednesday, January 17, 2018

Unicorn sacrifice to Peter Cooper


I nearly forgot about this. While I was in Cooper Square the other day, near the statue dedicated to Peter Cooper, I saw a strange sort of offering to him. I'm sure it's from the night before, there are a lot of bars in the neighborhood, so some drunken person probably left not only their unicorn doll, but also their costume as a sort of sacrifice to Peter Cooper, who was one of the most important politicians in New York City history. 

What strange and arcane ritual must have occurred here. Did they strike a deal with the ghost of Peter Cooper? What was the nature of this deal? I wonder how the world will shift now as a result. Only time will tell... 

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